Thursday, June 10, 2010

What Little Maddie Learned In VBS...

Remember that Madison has been going to her very first session of Vacation Bible School this week?

After three days of Madison's sustained silence about what they are doing and what she is learning there, the secret was revealed today!

Madison's mama always questions her about VBS while they are eating lunch. Usually Madison doesn't have much to say...Today, out of nowhere, during lunch, Madison begins to sing that ridiculous little song "Pants on the Ground". Yes, you know the one..."Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, Lookin' like a fool with yo' pants on the ground".

My daughter was astonished, and asked Madison, "Where did you learn that song?" Madison replies "At VBS!" Lord, help us! An entire week of Christian teaching, and Madison comes home singing "Pants on the ground."

Apparently, one of the little boys in Maddie's class had an accident in his pants today, while another little boy immediately began singing "Pants on the ground", and telling the little boy how bad he smelled...

Isn't it amazing what makes the biggest impression on those young minds? It's going to be a long eighteen years...