Monday, August 24, 2009

Tuesday Blog Hop--Make Me Laugh... Madison...

"I want some meat and potatoes...cake and ice cream...not this nasty old rice cereal and formula!" "Bring on the good stuff, PLEASE!"

"I don't find this one bit amusing, MiMi!...Why did you put this Cool Whip bowl on my head? Take it off....I can't's squeezing my brain....HELP....someone.....anyone!!!"

"You'd cry, too, if you had this little rubber band on top of your head...OUCH, I have a headache....somebody bring me a tylenol, please??? What is wrong with you people??"

"I was just sitting here minding my own business, playing in the dirt, when this crazy old cat came out here and turned over my bucket... and my glass.... somebody please call the cat???

"Don't tell me that I can't have any more drink! I want more drink and I want it NOW! I'll scream until you give me some!!!!"


You spend the first 2 yeas of their life teaching them to walk and talk...then spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up!

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children!

Mothers of teenagers now know why some animals eat their young!
Children seldom misquote you ...In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said!

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own!

AND FINALLY: if you have a lot of tension and you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle "take two aspirin, and keep away from children."

MckLinky Blog Hop

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