Not Me, Monday....Maddie does it again...

This blog carnival was begun by mckmama over at http://www.mycharmingkids.net/. When you've finished reading my post, you can head over to her site and read some more Monday adventures, if you like...
I just have to dedicate today's post to Maddie..again. She's at that age where every day brings a new challenge...and a new story to tell!

No, Madison and her family did not drive nearly 3 hours lastSunday to the beach and visit a homesick "MiMi". Madison did not arrive all full of energy and ready to play--while her parents arrived ready to take a nap!

No, Madison's daddy did not forget to bring his work boots on the brief overnight trip, from which he was driving 2 hours to work at 4:30 Monday morning...

No, the whole bunch of us did not head out to Wal-mart at 8:00 in the evening to find Maddie's daddy a pair of boots to wear to work the next day...

While shopping in Wal-mart, we did not take Maddie over to the bicycles to see what kind we could find...No, we did not find the perfect bicycle! It was not a Barbie bicycle, with a little pink bicycle on the handlebar for Barbie, a ringing bell, and long streamers on the handlebars...It did not have the cutest little purple flowers for bicycle pedals...We did not sit Madison on the seat of the bicycle and begin to smell an odor...Madison did not get so excited over the Barbie bicycle that she pooped in her big girl panties! We did not have to leave-- with Madison crying in protest!!!

Of course, the nearest bathroom was not closed for cleaning(aren't theyalways) so we did not head out to the van and stand around in the parking lot at Brandy cleaned Maddie up in the van under the cover of darkness...

We did not return to the condo at the beach where Maddie's mama dropped the soiled underwear into a load of clothes that MiMi was washing--apparently without inspecting them very close...When the load of clothes finished washing and drying, MiMi did not detect the smell of "poop" on the clothes! MiMi did not actually find "poop" in the clothes dryer!!!!! MiMi did not bring home a load of previously washed, poopy smelling clothes...to be washed again!

On, the way home from the beach trip, MiMi, E, Brandy, and Maddie did not stop at Burger King to eat lunch...Maddie did not ask to go out on the playground. Maddie did not get excited and again, poop in her big girl panties--a LOT! This time, Maddie's mama and MiMi were not both in the bathroom of Burger King cleaning and scrubbing. Maddie's mama did not have Madison standing in the sink while she washed the poop off with her hand, while MiMi had the soiled underwear dipping them in the public toilet trying to get the poop out of them!!! All three girls did not finally emerge from the ladies room, wipe their hands with a clorox wipe, and proceed to head for home--without making anymore stops!

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